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Joke of the Day
"A midget walked into a bar I guess it was set too low."
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"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender."
"[taking my final breaths after a freak accident] Tell my family I totes love them *gasping for air* but like, roll your eyes real hard"
"How's anal like your first car? (x-post from r/funny) You don't really want it, but your dad gives it to you anyways. (From Dark Humor on FB)"
"Did you hear about the two gay truckers? They exchanged loads"
"What's another name for dick pics? Junk mail!"
"Relationship status: woke up next to an empty pizza box"
"What's the difference between cows and bulls? It takes longer to milk the bull."
"Karma points do not reflect your self worth Now gimme my karma points!"
"First they find ice on Mars.. ..now they find water.. ..next they will find Scotch.. ..NASA hell-bent on proving Men are from Mars.."