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Joke of the Day
"I have a friend called 'Tiba' Sometimes I think he's a bit backwards"
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"Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski? Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.."
"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Candy? Jelly Beaners"
"Dating a guy with big hands is the best, at any time I can say ""Babe, can you hold these 72 doll heads?"" And he can, he can hold them all."
"David Hume's 'Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion' was published after his death, or in other words... it was published posthumeously."
"Just saw a homeless guy fall asleep with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Which probably explains why he's homeless."
"If you love a cat, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours to keep. If it doesn't, you drove far enough."
"For years I thought that my wife was repulsed by me but as it turns out she just doesn't put out on the first marriage."
"What do you get when you play country music backwards? You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back."
"yo mama so old Her first Christmas was the first Christmas"