102012

Joke of the Day

"I lived in Chinatown for a while. My Chinese friends always played jokes on me. ..I'm so tired of pee-pee in my Coke! It tastes horrible!"

"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the earth round.......and laughed and laughed and laughed."

"To err is human; to Air Bud is dog!!!!"

"What do you call it when Batman skips Church? Christian Bale."

"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today."

"Request: dead baby jokes What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang"

"I was having sex with my girlfriend... ... and I said to her, ""Woman, you've got no tits and your pussy is too tight."" She grunted,""Get off my back."""

"What idiot decided it should be my foot's asleep instead of coma toes?"

"Confucius says Man entering airport door sideways bound to Bangkok"

"Who is Chu? And why do no rappers fuck with him?"