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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the joke about Murphy's Law? It goes like... no wait... ah, damn it."
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"Sorry, science, but religion promised me a place where I'll get to hang out with Grandma again."
"Did you know that 1 in every doll, in every doll, in every doll, in every doll are Russian?"
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Don't expect me to get hard in 3 minutes, I just got laid this morning."
"This morning I woke up confused and in the dark. Then it dawned on me."
"Daylight Saving Time ends today. So I have to remind myself, that the clock on my microwave will be wrong for the next several months."
"Technology has made it so much easier to complain about technology."
"What is the network admin favourite lullaby? Mary had a little LAN"
"A man goes to the hospital after shoving 6 toy horses in his ass... After a thorough inspection, the doctor stated his condition was stable."
"the average goat is 9 carrots tall if you measure goats in carrots"