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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you have sex with a nun? Jesus already saved her for later."
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"What Do You Call 5 Black People Having Sex? A threesome"
"I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation"
"I'm already an idiot, I just need a village"
"Trapped beneath the feet of a bearded giant... Cut off from the world. Stephen King & Pixar present: ""A BUG'S LIFE 3: UNDER THE GNOME"""
"Me: ""Hi, do nurses still give sponge baths?"" Nurse: ""Sir, you're just here for a blood pressure reading..."" *pulls pants back up*"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Oggggh (Gagging noise)"
"When on a school trip, somebody pissed in the shower. It really ruined the trip to Auschwitz."
"I've not smoked weed in two year, during that time I've completed sooooo much ...................... drunk"
"Driving through a tunnel isn't much fun. It's really just a bore."