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Joke of the Day

"My wife likes to talk to me after sex... It's great, I've got a special ringtone set up and everything."

"My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life"

"How do yo get to Sesame Street? Unzip my pants and ask big bird"

"Two fish are in a tank.... and one says to the other: ""You know how to drive this thing?"""

"I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate the 4th of July. Surely 239 years of being officially separate from America is something to be happy about."

"TUPAC IS DEAD BIGGIE IS DEAD AND ME ALSO I AM FEELING NOT SO GOOD"

"Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD Its a concentration camp"

"I heard there is a new dating app for paedophiles Kinder is due to be released shortly!"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? Sorry I can't get hard right now. I just got laid."

"Which doesn't belong: Meat, a Blow Job, Your Wife, An Egg A Blowjob, you can beat your Meat, you can beat your wife, and you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a blow job"