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Joke of the Day
"Q: What has four legs and several fins? A: A happy bear!"
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"What's a young birds favourite game? #BEAK A BOO!"
"A man bets his friend he can mildly irritate everyone by saying and doing nothing."
"A study shows women are more interested in how a penis looks than in how big it is ... As long as it looks big."
"If I had wings, I'd spread them and soar like an eagle for about ten minutes then space out on a phone wire with these fat pigeons"
"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats ... Business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."
"How does a redheaded surgeon operate? Gingerly"
"Did you hear about the suicide bomber that became a Youtube sensation? He never thought he'd blow up like this."
"99 Camera walk into a Bar... The Bartender says ""GET OUT!! We do not serve cameras in here now get out!"" The Cameras say ""All we wanted to do was to take a shot."""
"A priest asks a rabbi, ""when are you going to finally try pork?"" The rabbi replies, ""At your wedding friend,"""