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Joke of the Day
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack! Quack! Quack!"""
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"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country, if Clinton wins I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel"
"You can never trust the cat family..... The head of the family is always a lion, and his cousin is a cheetah. (Lying and cheater, for those whom need this explained)."
"2016 It was a joke"
"I tried to wear skinny jeans but it squeezed all my flesh into the top half of my body and made me look like a novelty balloon."
"What is Trump's favorite movie? ""Octopussy"""
"Well, Norah on FB has decided to continue her thankfulness through December and I have decided to key her car after dinner"
"The only way to score with a robot Is to get it in the mode"
"What do you call a criminal jazz player? Felonius Monk!"
"Atheism is non-prophet organization."