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Joke of the Day

"I'll never know if those cookies will give me super powers or not unless I eat some."

"Anyone have a lot of unused pregnancy tests? Hate to see all this pee go to waste."

"I don't know why people get embarrassed when they take a magazine to the toilet, you should see the looks I get when I take my plunger."

"You know you've got a real fatty in bed when her boobs taste like deodorant"

"I had some bad middle eastern food yesterday I just felafel afterwards."

"I just started watching a documentary about Abu Hamza... I'm hooked!"

"It's colder than..."

"I'm writing some BSDM-themed LEGO fan-fiction. I hope to release it later as ""50 blocks of pain"""

"Make sure your blind date from the internet has a big car. Nothing worse than a trunk with no leg room."

"Life keeps reminding me that I have no idea what I'm doing"