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Joke of the Day

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan."

"If the answer is 'cockrobin', what's the question? 'What's up my ass, Batman?'"

"What's the difference between a Kit Kat and an Essex girl? You can only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat."

"My cousin posted a meme in family group chat and my aunt said ""maybe this is the year you find a husband like the way you find good jokes"" "

"When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard? Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother."

"what do men with erectile disfunction and nintendo cartridges have in common? It works if you blow it before you put it in."

"9 years ago i asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today i asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"Judge: jury, how do you find the defendant? Me: [whispering] dude, he's like...right there. Judge: there's no talking Me: [pointing]"

"Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey When will I get out? Principal: Oh sooner or later"

"My wife said ""You only love me because my father left me a million pounds."" ""That's not true, I'd still love you whoever left it to you"""