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Joke of the Day

"Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King? Because you have to court her before you pound her."

"A woman converting to Islam is like a black person converting to slavery."

"What language does a homosexual jew speak? .....Heblew"

"What does a cat say when it lands on it's back? Me. Ow."

"I banged my co-worker... Guess my Dad was right, I am a little shit eater."

"Lois: ""I saw Batman yesterday. He's put on a lot of weight"" Clark: *lowers glasses* ""More like Fat- Lois: ""Oh my god it's Superman"""

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? because she gets a frog in her throat at 69."

"Granny knot, surgeon's knot, hangman's knot, square knot. I can't do them, but my headphones sure fucking can."

"I also do all my own stunts, but never intentionally."

"NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money."