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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me she wanted kinky sex... So I gave her the ghomeshi"
Next Joke
"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? EVERYWHERE"
"""Hey girl wanna go out Saturday night?"" No thanks I have a previous engagement ""I'm cool with that, hell I've been married like 6 times"""
"Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster? He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours."
"In marriage there are 3 types of rings The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering."
"9 out of 10 therapist agree to just be yourself The other one realizes that's what got you into this shit in the first place."
"I think lamps are my favorite furniture. They're always brightening up my day."
"You ever seen a really beautiful woman that you wanna go talk to? But then you think she's gonna freak out when you walk out of her closet?"
"Why are hours gay? Cause they have lots of secs with lots of min."
"At some point I really want to manage a Wal-mart in Texas. I want to be a Texas Chain Store Manager."