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Joke of the Day
"In marriage there are 3 types of rings The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering."
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"Whats your favourite brand of beer? When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser"
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"Never trust a big butt and a smile. Where is the rest of this woman's body?"
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