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Joke of the Day

"Judge: and how does the defendant plead Lawyer: like this your honor *makes whiny voice *nooo I didn't do any crimes* Judge: HAH do it again"

"Pretty sure my baby thinks the number after 10 is yay."

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year!"

"Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old? They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!"

"what does a frozen beer, burnt pizza, and pregnant girl all have in common? they all happened because some dumbass didn't pull it out in time."

"Why is semen white and pee yellow? So you know whether he's coming or going."

"""You wanna play the rape game?"" ""-No!"" ""-That's the spirit."""

"When is my wife's favorite day to make love? Tomorrow"

"Job Interview I was at a job interview and the interviewer asks ""where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" I reply ""sorry, I don't have 2020 vision."""

"Just found out I'm color blind.. It came out of the purple!"