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Joke of the Day
"What did one condom say to the other at a gay bar? Let's get shitfaced!"
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"If you throw a ping pong ball in the air, no less than 45 Chinese people will materialize to catch it & start a tournament."
"What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes? The guy who gave it to the pitbull."
"*overeats sugar* *gets diabetes* *gets limbs amputated* *can finally smile authentically in pics now that not worried what to do with hands*"
"This guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder... and the bartender says, that's a pretty cool lizard, what's his name? The guy says, ""Tiny, because he's minute"""
"Literature for the blind What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater? This is the most violent story I've ever read!"
"What did the man say when he stopped piggybacking his fat friend? ""Man, it feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders!"""
"College: Now that you're making tons of money with your degree, please donate back to us every year Me: lol College: lol ikr?"
"I recently got to college and I'm not sure why everyone's talking about Addy. Rune is so much better."
"A: My dog had a nose surgery - B: How does he smell? A: Terrible!"