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"Did you hear, there's no more ice in Poland? The old lady with the recipe died..."
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"TIL of a Native American doctor who has successfully treated cancer for hundreds of individuals. They call him Chemo Savvy."
"Who makes more money: a prostitute or a drug dealer? Depends on who has the best crack."
"I like my women how I like my exams... Curvy."
"Where did the Nazis send the Juice? To the concentration camps."
"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it."
"What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole? A ten foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone."
"I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought Na."
"Charlie Sheen's herpes have herpes and those herpes have gonorrhea and that gonorrhea had an abortion in high school."
"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant"