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Joke of the Day

"News: Video of black Baltimore mother beating her rioting son goes viral. She beat him so hard the police gave her a job application."

"The biggest problem with my business selling pens and pencils..... Having stationery stock"

"Shame about Amanda Todd, killed by dyslexia. The label on the bleach said ""seek attention if ingested"", not ""seek attention and ingest""."

"What is the name of Tyler perry's son? Tyler Perry's son."

"I told my wife ..... I'm going to quit my job to become a stand up comedian, and she said, ""You can't be serious""!!!"

"Gonna buy an old beat up car for the sole purpose of rear ending the hell outta people I let over and don't get the thank you wave."

"My eyes physically can't roll any higher up into my skull to show you how annoying you are."

"""Mmm..I love your cooking darling."" That's the male equivalent to a fake orgasm."

"My friend started making bird puns towards me. Toucan play at that game!"

"Whos the funniest disney princess? raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely.."