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Joke of the Day

"I need to start paying closer attention to stuff. Found out today my wife and I have separate names for the cat."

"I think we should line up all the presidential candidates and see which one a dog doesn't bark at. That person should become president."

"What does Kayne West masturbate to? He masturbates to the sight of his ego."

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Strong and from Cuba"

"I think Jesus is black. Because he's supposed to be our father and hasn't come back yet."

"What is the definition of stalking? When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it"

"My son asked me what it is like to be married.. So I deleted all the music on his ipod except for 1 song."

"What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months? The fruits of her labor."

"Last week I competed in the World Tanning Championships.. I came out with a Bronze.."

"What was Hitler's favourite colour? Braun."