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Joke of the Day
"There's no way Oscar Pistorius can walk away from this... He doesn't have a leg to stand on."
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"A nice buttocks. A *great* butt listens."
"I've got loads of jokes about undelivered letters. But people just don't get them."
"I recently bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"The hardest part of measuring Trump's package.. Is sneaking a ruler into Chris Christie's mouth"
"I went to buy some classical music today... But I forgot my Chopin Liszt."
"I like my women like I like whiskey... ...12 years old and mixed up in coke"
"No, YOUR incapable of properly employing the second-person possessive pronoun."
"What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball? 2^nd base."
"What does the Israeli Defense Force call their firebombs? Mazel-tov Cocktails"