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Joke of the Day

"In response to the Country Singer lightbulb joke, how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 13. 1 to do it, and 12 to say they could do it better."

"Chuck Norris Children usually write there name in the snow with pee Chuck Norris writes his name in pee on concrete"

"what do you call a sad ditch? a depression."

"What's the worst thing about being black and Jewish? You have to sit at the back of the oven"

"I have a strange attraction to bananas. I don't know why, I just find it apeeling."

"[Coffee line] *Sees cute barista* *Twirls hair* No whipped cream please *Sees his backward sunglasses* *Drops hand* Never mind. Load it up."

"I just bought a used time machine on craigslist. They sure don't make them like they're going to anymore."

"My Muslim girlfriend wants to blow me Should I be excited or call the cops?"

"Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing."

"Did you hear about the man who couldn't keep his herb garden under control? He had bad thyme management."