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Joke of the Day

"Right about now, family members all over the country are realizing the Starbucks cards I gave them for Christmas are empty."

"I wanted to make a joke about transgenders... ...but I don't have the balls to do it. Not anymore anyway."

"I just found out I am a hipster Because I started using #NotMyPresident 8 years ago."

"I am genuinely terrified of my Biology Professor I heard he has a lot of skeletons in his closet"

"Those are the whitest teeth I've cum across today."

"There's a Bush and a Clinton running for president next year."

"I wonder if both Wright Brothers were behind their inventions, or it was just one & their mother yelling ""Wilbur, you include your brother!"""

"My internet connection is just like my Ex-Girlfriend Unstable"

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle His wife is already pregnant"

"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."