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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar... ..and the barman says, ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""

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"What does Light Yagami drink at the bar? Tekira!"
"[at oceanside seafood restaurant] Me: Is the fish fresh here? Waiter: Yes *from the kitchen, a fish blows me a kiss & waves seductively*"
"How do you cut the Roman empire in half? You use a pair of Caesars"
"A guy follows a cute girl into an elevator. They enter the elevator and he asks her ""Are you going down?"". She says no. Then he asks ""Would you like to?"""
"love is like a fart If you have to to force it, it's probably shit."
"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa."
"What do stoners ride to school? The cannibus"
"I didn't know what to wear the the premature ejaculators meeting... So I just came in my pants."
"When I first met my boyfriend, he told me he shared something in common with the KKK... He was right, that man is a wizard under the sheets."
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