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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a JOKE with a RHETORICAL QUESTION?"

"What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left? Oh, gosh!"

"I'd like to give a shout out to those people born in 1932 who are celebrating their 21st birthday today!"

"The boss at work is forcing us all to use the toilet only at designated times. It's my turn to go now.. I don't need this shit!"

"I think my doctor is trying to come on to me... He said I had a cute angina."

"How come ants don't go to the church? They are in sects."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor."

"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years party... When you hear an arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."

"The TV remote, the G-spot and black dads. Some things are just made not to be found."

"How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef? Gracias."