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Joke of the Day
"How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef? Gracias."
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"Asked my girlfriend Shanon to tell me which fast food restaurant best describes my dick. She said Chick-fil-A, which was pretty clever, but the correct answer was Wendy's."
"Did you hear about the basketball tournament in Mexico? Its Juan vs. Juan"
"Instead of looking for things that divide you look for things that bring you together, like the way you all look for things that divide you."
"Optimism and Pessimism Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glad is half empty. Journalist: The glass is a victim of discrimination by White Christian Conservatives."
"What's the most confusing holiday in the hood? Kwanzaa. I don't think anyone has a clue what that holiday is."
"If you see your ex, wrap your hands behind your neck and pretend you're making out with someone. That'll show him you're still crazy AF."
"Where do Russian Spy's live? In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)"
"I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there's always loads of black people hanging around."
"What does batman like adding to his drinks? JUST-ICE"