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Joke of the Day

"According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me."

"Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph? Because he's too short to be an essay"

"What's wrong with the sentence ""Jack and Jill is playing in the field?"" Women should be first."

"Thor isn't able to stay in hiding long He's not a very loki guy (yeah, still a bit iffy on the wording)"

"Before you judge someone... Walk a mile in their shoes. If you still don't like them, at least they're a mile away, and you have their shoes."

"What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380."

"How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours? I'll post the answer tomorrow."

"Frank says to Bob: ""I saw some Grees down by the river. We should go insult them."" Bob replies: ""Frank, you know I'd never diss a Gree with you."""

"Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses around."

"""Mommy, mommy, I don't wanna see grandma!"" ""Shut up and keep digging!"""