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Joke of the Day

"Frank says to Bob: ""I saw some Grees down by the river. We should go insult them."" Bob replies: ""Frank, you know I'd never diss a Gree with you."""

"What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? Homeless."

"What gym did Socrates go to? The Y."

"OK it's like sure, I've MURDERED before. Big deal. Sue me. It's not like I'm a MURDERER or anything. I only do it socially."

"What did the dog say to the tree... You've got a lot of bark, but no bite.."

"What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit? (Offensive)"

"It's easier to travel back in time and stop yourself from being born than it is to delete your Facebook account."

"I call bullshit on red wine reducing fat. If there was any truth to that, I'd resemble a crack addict."

"A drivers license is basically just a selfie with way too much info."

"If Abraham Lincoln was alive today... He'd be desperately clawing at the lid of his coffin."