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Joke of the Day

"When a guy wearing shorts and sandals to a bar is picking out songs on the jukebox, it's going to end badly for everyone."

"I had sex with a terrorist once. She said I was the best Jihad."

"At the Bar I was not drunk.. ...At morning I discovered me on my bed but nude!!"

"I joined a reggae band playing the triangle. I just stand at the back and ting."

"Monogamy First, do no harem."

"Saw an offer up at a pet shop selling unwashed dogs 'Buy one get one flea'"

"""UK Students Die In Safari Crash"" I bet they wished they'd just stuck with Internet Explorer now."

"What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver? Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old...."

"Why do gyms produce the best Rebels? Because of all the resistance training"

"How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours? [This joke is a repost. Find the original post for the punchline.]"