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Joke of the Day
"I would post a joke about cosmetics But I can't seem to make up one"
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"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't Jelly my dick in an ass."
"When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris."
"Each and every pizza can be a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself and don't have any friends."
"What is a menstruating woman's favorite genre of movies? Period films"
"What does a dentist do in his free time? Shoot lions."
"Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button."
"What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned? A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker."
"Whats fun for 9/10 people? gang-rape"
"It's not illegal to get in a taxi and scream until you've reached your destination."