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Joke of the Day

"My problem is that all food is comfort food"

"What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !"

"How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb? [removed]"

"Imagine if things had been reversed. We'd be eating Lou Gehrig candy bars and getting Babe Ruth's disease."

"This salad isn't going to toss itself. *winks* - Things you shouldn't say as you pass food around the Thanksgiving table :("

"I've already had 3 people ask if I have enough wine to last me through the hurricane. Beginning to think I may have a reputation."

"Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants? Because Chernobyl fallout."

"HOT! dog what did the dog say about sexy dog to is friend wow look at that hot dog"

"I tried to figure out why the tennis ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!"