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Joke of the Day

"I always wear running shoes while driving because you won't know what the terrain will be like until after the cop pulls you over."

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"Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to ""ruff it!"
"why do mexicans make refried beans? Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?"
"[Therapist appt.] Hub: She doesn't have her priorities straight. *Me on FaceTime with a petting zoo in the background* ""That's not true"""
"In what direction do five gay guys walk?"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward"
"I'm no racist I love black people so much I stopped tipping."
"Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road? The eggrolled"
"How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike? They both like a tight seal."
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical scale? D minor!"
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