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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris was banned from competing in the National Karate Championship. Everyone he competed with the year before ended up in the Special Olympics."

"Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off."

"I can explain a paradox They sit right next to each other in the water"

"Recently after a night of fun my SO asked... ""How do you shave your balls?"" After thinking for a few moments I say ""Carefully"""

"When a girl cancels a date, it's because she has to, but when a guy cancels a date, it's because he has two."

"People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community. But it's Trudeau."

"What do you call a violent Buddhist? A Zero."

"Tomorrow I'm opening the time capsule I buried as a kid. Can't wait to see how big my puppy got."

"What do you call a naked musician? A Natural"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9."