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Joke of the Day

"Why do rappers always get arrested? Because he who did the rhyme did the crime"

"Open letter to the mods of /r/jokes C"

"How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? you knock on the door."

"Why are their no jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? Because the punchline is to long"

"Sayings always said with sarcasm. Any examples? I hate to say I told you so. No sarcasm: I...I truly hate to say I told you so."

"Always be yourself... Unless you run into one of your exes... Then... Be a WAY more successful version of yourself..."

"I've started to take the SJW movement seriously and have applied it to my parenting style It's why I'm ignoring all my 10-month olds privileged white male tears."

"Sexist Joke alert why do they say Lady's first? because its the best for last"

"What do Coors Light and sex on the beach have in common? They're both fucking close to water. (credit goes to my dad for this one...)"

"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket ... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."