30603
Joke of the Day
"What did one computer say to the other? Error 404 joke not found."
Next Joke
"Why do chicken coups have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."
"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together - Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll"
"To Brie or not to Brie. That is the queso."
"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes."
"What's a classic Russian sci-fi film? Czar Wars"
"What's green and has wheels? Grass... I lied about the wheels"
"Don't judge me until you know me. Don't underestimate me until you challenge me. And don't talk about me until you talk to me"
"Jesus, take the wheel. Carlos, you take the stereo & I'll take lookout."
"How do you top a car? with the break tupid!"