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Joke of the Day
"Jealous of how pineapples always have cool hair."
Next Joke
"WIFE: why do we even need a gun in the house ME: *fires off 8 rounds just to kill a spider* that's why"
"My trademark fight move is to ask someone very nicely not to hit me or be mean to me."
"What did the balding thief say in the wig store? Toupee or not toupee"
"Sorry I yelled ""chug it"" to your baby, as you were breastfeeding."
"Told my GF: ""We haven't had sex for almost a month."" She replied: ""Speak for yourself."""
"Eye of the Tiger came on the radio so I jumped out my car and shadow boxed till the light turned green."
"How do you call people that are always squinting at you? Asians"
"Told girl on flight she was pretty and she replied ""Tell me something I don't know."" So i asked if she remembered the quadratic formula."
"A black man walks into a bar his cell door was still closed."