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Joke of the Day
"What did the balding thief say in the wig store? Toupee or not toupee"
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"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean? I've never had a lima bean on my face."
"Sex is like air; its not important unless you arent getting any."
"Do you want to earn $$$? Yes, three dollars!"
"Whenever anyone asks me where I grew up I point to a random spot in the room and say ""Over there."""
"When playing golf my wife got stung by a bee between the first and second hole I told her that her stance was too wide"
"What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common? They're both made up."
"I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me ""just be yourself""."
"Donald trump, Hillary and Black hole, what do they all have in common? They all Suck"
"Did you meet the guy who masturbated on the toilet? He came and went."