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Joke of the Day

"Where do vampires learn to suck blood? Law School."

"Not to brag, but I still fit into the low self-esteem I wore in high school."

"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."

"A robber broke into my house last night looking for money... So I woke up and started searching with him."

"""I don't really know my best position. left, right or center"" ""Wayne, just get on the fcuking plane and pick an aisle will you."""

"At the ripe old age of 900, in a universe inhabited by thousands of alien races, I bet Yoda had some pretty racist shit to say."

"Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love."

"A recent survey found. 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy"

"I've had a really bad day. First, my wife got ran over by a bus. Then, I lost my job as a bus driver."

"So I'm trying to get myself to be ambidextrous. I'm halfway there!"