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Joke of the Day

"The wife left a note by the TV today saying ""Its not working, I'm leaving"" I plugged it in, turned it on, nothing wrong with it stupid cow!"

"How are women like rocks? You skip the flat ones."

"Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock."

"Most people prefer quilts over duvets but you shouldn't make blanket statements."

"What did the prostitute say to her customer after he finished paying? ""It was a business doing pleasure with you."""

"I had a dream where children were allowed to pick their parents, and I woke up thinking ""This is not The Gates' residence."""

"Bon Iver just walked into my Starbucks. Wait nope just a super sad cat."

"All racist jokes are the same If you've heard Juan you heard Jamal."

"I don't always roll a joint but when I do, It's my ankle"

"Hmmm,,,, Tell me more about this ""victim"" role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself."