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Joke of the Day

"As a married man, how excited I was that I almost has a successful Steak & BJ day... The steak was delicious, but I didn't get two of my ribs removed in time."

"How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichihuahua"

"Late Night Murder What did the killer say after murdering the talk show host? ""Badam Tish"""

"Don't judge me until you know me. Don't underestimate me until you challenge me. And don't talk about me until you talk to me"

"You know that one relative that is annoying AF and no one in the family can tolerate? Yeah, she's staying at my house this week."

"I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band I have a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too."

"Detroit is a such a dangerous city... You can't even let your kids out at night. The might rob someone."

"'I Now Pronounce You Man and WiFi'"

"My friends and I are having a body-part pun contest. The game is afoot!"

"Nothing says 'I dont take you seriously' like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him."