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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about $1.79, and deer nuts are right under a buck."

"I want a girl to go down on me As much as the Pokemon Go servers do"

"A black hole was telling me a story... It sucked me right in."

"Not to brag but I'm one of those people who can eat whatever she wants and still gain a concerning amount of weight."

"The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop. The steaks were high."

"When life hands you melons, you know you're dyslexic."

"What do you call an epileptic having a fit in a deck-chair? A Transformer! (Literally my favourite joke of all time.)"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but how did they get in there?"

"The only thing I know about Women: They don't like being told what to do unless they're naked."

"Okay, you got me, I'm not really a gynecologist. What gave it away? Was it the tongue thing?"