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Joke of the Day

"This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer..."

"I know two wrongs don't make a right, obviously. But how many does it take? I'm like on 756."

"Ali was great but he was not the greatest... The best boxer that ever lived was reverend Jim Jones. He killed over 900 people with one punch!"

"What does a rotting corpse say? idk"

"'Mum' yelled Johnny from the kitchen 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?' 'Yes dear what about it ?' 'Well your worries are over.'"

"Guys that try and pick up girls on Facebook are pathetic.. Girls, if you agree message me your number so we can talk about it."

"What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us? It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news."

"If caitlyn Jenner goes missing Do they put her photo on the back of a bottle of tranny fluid"

"What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's last movement."

"What is the Terminators Muslim name? Al Bi Baq"