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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend called me lazy the other day. I almost responded."
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"Spilling a beer... ...is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon."
"Haha, murder? No officer, I just wanted to see what would happen if I planted a human"
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"How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!"
"Why did the midget cross the road? Because he was getting chased by two assholes still drunk from St. Patrick's Day."
"Email to my boss: What is the difference between your daughter and this morning? I'm not cumming in this morning!"
"What did Hitler do wrong? He didn't finish."