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Joke of the Day

"Samsung should focus their marketing toward criminals They could completely monopolize the burner phone industry."

"I love spending time with my step ladder. I've never known my real ladder."

"A priest, a rabbi, two penguins, a giraffe, and an elephant walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"Why is Ian Thorpe gay? He didn't like breast stroke."

"A desert sorceress was eating a PB&J in the Sahara when she was buried in a sandstorm A sand witch eating a sandwich was sandwiched by sand"

"What's the difference between a star and America? The star has a bright future."

"Remember those girls in college who neatly highlighted all of their text books in pink? They work at the cosmetic counter at Macy's now."

"What do you call a person who speaks three languages? Trilingual! Two Languages? Bilingual! Only one language? Americans~"

"Did you hear about the gay (native American) indian? He was a brave fucker."

"What else did Lochte say after the truth came out? This did not go swimmingly at all"