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Joke of the Day
"Maybe it's chicken that tastes like everything."
Next Joke
"My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby."
"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""A law"" ""A law who?"" ""Allahu Akbar"""
"Never doubt a Woman with an extensive vocabulary."
"Just bought a Jehovah Witness Advent calendar... Every time you open a door, a voice tells you to fuck off."
"""My imaginary friend is better than yours!"" ~ religion."
"What's the best part of dating 29 year olds? There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)"
"What did the submissive Native American woman say while having sex? ""Permission Tecumseh?"""
"If I had a bodyguard, I'm pretty sure he'd just spend most of his time sighing and saying ""Don't eat that..."""
"A study have shown that there are actually twice as many boobs than women."