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Joke of the Day
"Maybe it's chicken that tastes like everything."
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"Wanna heare a joke about potassium? K"
"Two peanuts walking down the street.... one was a salted (assaulted) XD"
"4 in 3 people have syphilis. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of you has syphilis twice."
"if u see someone chewing gum in the morning, it's 100% bc they didn't brush their teeth. they're nasty as hell n not worthy of ur respect"
"Why don't blondes like M&Ms? They're so damned hard to peel."
"Me: Did you know a cockroach can live for weeks with no head? Him: That's nothing. Husbands sometimes go for years."
"How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know; it's lard to tell."
"Still waiting for mine to mature into adultneys."
"what's the most impressive thing about tom cruise performing his own stunts? he does it in heels"