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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics? Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration. (all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)"

"Why can't redheads get drunk? Because they only drink Ginger Ale."

"The awkward moment when you're wearing Nike's and can't do i"

"I've missed the last 50 years of ""Doctor Who."" Can somebody quickly catch me up?"

"Alarm clocks should come with sounds like ""doll feet running into the closet"" Because I AM NOT HITTING SNOOZE WHEN I HEAR THAT SHIT"

"You sneeze, and a tiny book titled ""A spiders guide to navigating the human brain"" shoots out your nose. You faintly hear a spider cussing."

"When I become a ghost, Im going to leave messages in blood, but theyre gonna be overwhelmingly positive, like ""You're Doing A Great Job"""

"this is my cheat life i'll worry about carbs and a workout plan next reincarnation"

"I couldn't get tickets for the Plan B concert. So I had to go with my first choice instead."

"I just had my fence destroyed by a tornado, and I am asking for your help I heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting here."