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Joke of the Day
"I'm not sure what my three-year-old needs more, naps or an exorcism."
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"My girlfriend accused me of being big-headed and thinking I was better than I was. I nearly fell off my throne."
"I would make a joke about boiling water But it would be too steamy for reddit."
"The Dalai Lama enters a Pizza Shop and asks Can you make me one with everything?"
"I walked all the way from Europe to Africa. I know what you are thinking... Uganda be kidding me!"
"What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow? A Gluten Morgan"
"What'd the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, though, it's every man for himself"
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic... ...and so am I."
"My head is throbbing, maybe i have amnesia nah, I don't remember hitting my head"