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Joke of the Day

"I went to an XXX Girls Show in Rome There were just 30 girls..."

"What does a rabbi do when life gives him lemons? Makes hacidic jews"

"My 4chan joke Knock knock Who's there? 4chan 4chan who? Niggers"

"I'm thinking about selling my Theremin. I haven't touched it in years."

"Woman runs into a police station shouting, ""Help! I've been graped!"" Policeman responds with, ""Don't you mean RAPED?"" Woman replies, ""No - there was a whole bunch of 'em!"""

"For Earth Day, turn on your air conditioner and open your doors and windows. If we all work together, we can totally cool this planet."

"How do rhinos like their eggs? Poached."

"Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife? Because he couldn't sleep with anyone."

"How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb? You don't know man, you weren't there!"

"Her: Ok you hang up. Him: No, you hang up first. Her: No, you first. Him: No, you first. NSA: Both of you hang up."