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Joke of the Day
"I wear my wedding ring on my middle finger to remind me of how f*cked I am"
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"What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby I think I'm falling for you!"
"I'll never understand how Americans use cheese from tubes or slices as everyday food... We should definitely make America grate again."
"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono."
"Having watched the entire season of a show before me doesn't make you better than me, it makes you more unemployed than me"
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
"What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers? Boko Harambe."
"a beer at yankee stadium is like a monthly mortgage payment in any other state"
"Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line."
"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."