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Joke of the Day

"Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line."

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"So my friend asks me if I like the genre Metal... I told him that I don't know what a genre is, but I do like copper and steel."
"To err is human To arrrgh is pirate"
"The best part about being ugly? You don't have to change your profile picture for Halloween."
"I'm the perfect man if you don't factor in looks, depth of character, emotional availability, intelligence or financial well being."
"I got excited when I came across this ""topless Bar"", in kolkata while driving home last night. I walked in and was shocked to find out that it had no roof !"
"What are two things you can't give a black person? (Semi racist) A black eye and a fat lip."
"Doesn't say much for humanity that the most popular are also the least interesting."
"Why doesn't China have a phone directory? Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number."
"Why are porn stars so good at studying for tests? Because they have photographic mammaries!"