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Joke of the Day

"If Gandhi went on a 100 day journey with no shoes or toiletries... ... he would be a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis"

"Oh, Obama's credit card was declined? Michelle must have called the bank and told them she was tired of her husband always ""going Dutch."""

"Why, yes, I am dressed for the weather. I am wearing a house."

"What do we want? BIGGER PLACARDS! When do we want them? NO"

"Dodgeball in gym class... because life wasn't already hard enough when I was 12."

"Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support for a lifetime."

"school sucks 2/10 stars would not recommend"

"What is Donald Trump's favourite music album? The Wall"

"A feminist once told me that there are no documented cases of ""bra burning"" in history that's just herstory"

"Jehovah Witnesses keep coming to my house... So today I decided to answer the door naked and... Well...I solved the Girl Scout problem...."