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"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass Satisfying"
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"You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?"
"The concept of blonde jokes are very simple. Everybody gets it, not the blondes though."
"Did anyone see Apple's new device targeted for women consumers? Its called the MaxiPad"
"""Well we've been looking for this multiple homicide suspect for 5 minutes. Time to close the investigation forever."" - cops in GTA 5"
"Why don't black people dream? The last black man to have a dream got shot."
"If you ever see me with one of those stick figure family bumper stickers it means I'm dead and someone is wearing my skin"
"They say that penis size is directly related to shoe size. Which makes the fear of being raped by a clown that much scarier."
"Why was Ben Stein the only Jew that had prior knowledge of 9/11? Because he had clear eyes."
"Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system? Because 7 ate 9."